Corporate Monarchy is the best idea since ideas became an idea.
Monarcho-tropism solves the tendency for easy times to create weak men because a strong man will not allow for easy times.
Larry's Contra-Tax Critique
Anthony: Modified sovereign wealth fund. Bring in the capitalist pigs, we’ll butter them up, but you won’t have to pay taxes. But don’t worry, we won't allow it to create easy times and weak men. Again, monarcho-tropism.
Cranky Pete: If weak men are nevertheless a thing… I’m sorry, but they’ve got to go. The King is going to send a tank to your doorstep if you don’t man up and hit the weight room. There can be no tolerance for soy boys in a corporate monarchy. They’ll have to live in Soyboyistan somewhere else.
Anthony: And no steroids. That’s like putting a nuke in a human body.
Pete: And no commies. That's an immediate visit from the King Tank. Lots of NASCAR-type stickers on it, thanks to the Contra-Tax.
Anthony: And no pot. That’s complete degeneracy.
Cranky Pete: I mean, he’s wrong and a bus should hit him, but that's okay. He's living in Socialmediastan in his head.
Anthony: Because, duh?
Cranky Pete: I won’t even give it that much. Here’s a song that answers your question.
(“It’s Zhe,” parody of “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine)
This is satire for the purpose of entertainment. These impersonations are my own, and not to be construed as actual comments made by actual people.
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